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Reply With QuoteAll I can add is after platy's last post is I hope the ryanair ceo doesn't read AFF ! ,otherwise he may come up with more ideas.
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Why not remove the toilets entirely and have an extra 12 seats on the aircraft? Incontinence nappies could be bought and fitted at the airport before the flight at premium cost.
Why not introduce unpressurised cabins? Savings for the airline would be immense. Passengers would then purchase oxygen via disposable masks attached to the ceiling of the aircraft.
Why not introduce coin slot operated seat belts? Passengers who feel safer strapped in for take off and landing can purchase seat belt time. If a passenger is stupid enough to leave their seat they have to put another coin in the slot. This will greatly reduce the incovenience of having passengers wandering around the cabin during level flight.
Why not introduce coin slot oeprated individual cabin lighting? This will remove the need for general cabin illumination.
PREMIUM ECONOMY passengers and STARCLASS passengers automatically get a product bundle including free colostomy bag, unlimited oxygen, up to ten seat belt re-fits and lighting on demand at a premium price point.
All I can add is after platy's last post is I hope the ryanair ceo doesn't read AFF ! ,otherwise he may come up with more ideas.
If God sends you down a stony path,
may he give you strong shoes.
-Irish Blessing
sounds to me like Platy is plugging to become the next CEO of RyanairOriginally Posted by NIGELINOZ
All I can add is after platy's last post is I hope the ryanair ceo doesn't read AFF ! ,otherwise he may come up with more ideas.
cheers,
Bill.
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Imagine platy and Alan Joyce together at an industry conference?sounds to me like Platy is plugging to become the next CEO of Ryanair
If God sends you down a stony path,
may he give you strong shoes.
-Irish Blessing
I want seat 1C for that oneImagine platy and Alan Joyce together at an industry conference?
cheers,
Bill.
Oz Fest #7 - Adelaide, South Australia, May 28-30, 2010
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Yeah but platy is a research scientist so there's no contest really.I want seat 1C for that one
If he wasn't able to dazzle Joycey with science he'd baffle him with bull***t !
BTW ,platy,no offense meant,I'm just taking the Michael (O'leary) !
If God sends you down a stony path,
may he give you strong shoes.
-Irish Blessing
.... and he's quite good at bothYeah but platy is a research scientist so there's no contest really.
If he wasn't able to dazzle Joycey with science he'd baffle him with bull***t !
cheers,
Bill.
Oz Fest #7 - Adelaide, South Australia, May 28-30, 2010
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Nigel, Bill, time for a confession...I have indeed been at an industry conference and the conference dinner at the same time as Mighty Mouse!Imagine platy and Alan Joyce together at an industry conference?
You may be disappointed to know that I was impeccably behaved.
The problem came the previous night - was at dinner with a small group including an aviation consultant mate, a journalist from the Motion Pictrue Academy (the Oscars mob) and a Brit.
The journo was due to interview Al Gore the following week so there was much discussion about climate change, role of airlines etc, and what one would ask Mr Gore.
It was only later we found out that the Brit was guest of honour at the conference and for some unknown reason his evening schedule had not otherwsie been arranged by the organisers so he blundered into us reprobates and came along for the ride (a South Bank Melbourne restaurant actually).
He was extremely senior at British Airways and in charge of all climate change issues for the airline/ roll out of T5 etc.
The next day he gave the keynote speech, which he sarted with a special thanks for us folk who had taken him out to dinner and for the lively, dynamic and engaging conversation!!!!!
Well ,I don't know about you,straitman,but I can't top that one.
good onya platy,I'm speechless.although I doubt as speechless as you were after the dinner.
There I go,gone O/T again,sorry moderator.
Last edited by Nigelinoz; 28th February 2009 at 04:00 PM.
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The burning question in my mind, did anyone ask Mr. Gore about the ManBearPig?
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