"In Dubai it is permit to purchase. You cannot buy without it. Therefore if you are living there and want a drink at home, you need one."
Yes, but that has nothing to do with the story.
Unless, if you live in the UAE, you're not allowed to drink the airline-offered alcohol on an inbound international flight unless you have a permit to purchase alcohol in the UAE?
You can see how I'm confused by this "permit" that the lawyer warns us to get before flying Etihad and having cross words with the staff.
A more salicious account appeared in the Age online today:
Australians deported from UAE - Travel - theage.com.au
Interesting to note that the two convicted of sexual harassment and assault charges used Etihad to get out of UAE (to BKK). What's a chap got to do to get barred from an airline?